who needs a bed when they've got a matress anyway?

there are blueberries in our fridge.. recently quite widely acknowledged to be about the best food there is in terms of quirky health benefits. but why are they importing them from Chile?? They grow wild a few miles from here.

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"with it's baroque detailing the custard cream defies us to pin it down to any particular period in history"

-nice cuppa tea and a sit down

it's an important job being minister of homeland security.